Take It Off!
May 15, 2009 13 CommentsA few weeks back I had the opportunity to attend the AMW Rehab tour
in Toronto. I wasn’t looking forward to it because: a) Not into the glossy muscular type b) I had no one to practice what I would learn from the show on. But it was my girl’s b-day and I desperately needed to come out of social hibernation- damn my introverted nature!
I had heard about how ravenous the cheetahs and cougars get in male strip clubs and I felt that this night would be no different. As we arrived at the venue, late of course, I started to see a common theme. Many of the women attending the show were not lonely fabulous single ladies like myself, but women celebrating their bachelorette/stagette parties.
I was floored and empowered at the same time. Men always wild out at their bachelor parties, so why cant us women have one, two, three or more “touch n teases” before the lifetime hitch?
I had pretty good seats and at one point my girl and I were sitting on the edge of the stage just observing the glossy glory. The show had “hot seats” where you paid $20 to go up on stage and wait your turn so that the “entertainer” could have his way with you. I saw all kind of flips, dives, and face to crotch gyratory. One entertainer used caramel syrup props to pour and lick, while another put a glass of water into a hot seater’s mouth. As she held the cup with her mouth, he forcefully dipped “himself” inside then quickly out again. I don’t know if she had any teeth left after that move.
I’ll spare you the rest of the details, but I had a good time. I encourage all women to attend one of these shows at one point in your lifetime.
Would I go to that extent to let loose before the big day? Not likely. The only man I want flipping and diving on me is the ONE. Is this becoming a popular stagette/bachelorette party idea? I know about the private parties, and that’s cool and all, but on stage in front of the masses? There’s that introverted thinking again!
What do you think of these male strip shows? Fellas, do you feel comfortable allowing your lady to attend one of them? Is it good clean fun? Or should engaged ladies stay away from all that? Ladies, how do you feel about letting your man go to the strip club?
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A lot of my female college classmates were into that stuff. It’s whatever to me. I know the female parties w/ male dancers are MUCH MUCH raunchier then the bachelor parties so who knows. As for as me letting my gurl go to one. Hey go have a ball, just take a good shower after its over.
no sex in the champagne room lollll..sorry that’s all i could think about when comparing female stripper parties to male stripper parties. Yes! You’re right because I have been to a female strip club before and the men are very tame compared to all the grabbing and rubbing I saw..and I hear they got groupies who follow them from city to city…smh
I even question their sexuality for real…with all the booty poppin and voguing they were doing…
But I had a good time..take it offff!!!!!
Hey Tee, I think bachelor/bachelorette parties in general – even the wild, crazy ones – are just meant for good, clean fun ? Personally, I don’t have the need to go full-fledged hardcore with these parties myself (maybe it’s my introverted side as well), but I’m sure my boys will want me to have a fun, memorable time (and of course, it’ll probably amuse them to egg me on and let loose themselves too!) If my girl were to attend one of these stagette parties, I would have no objection to it at all, especially if it’s for one of her good friends. To be honest, I’d encourage her to go and have a good time; I’d just like to know who else is going
LOL! I think it would also be interesting to observe her behaviour, body language, and any noticeable changes in temperament (subtle or otherwise) following the party. I think you’d be able to tell a lot from that… 
Hey Gerbs!
Interesting point:
“I think it would also be interesting to observe her behaviour, body language, and any noticeable changes in temperament (subtle or otherwise) following the party.”
Most females will go to these events, let loose, then resume their regularly scheduled programs. I have yet to hear of any females ditching the ring or the man and getting groupie because of some larger than life p-nus show…but then again how do you explain the groupies these fellas have…hmmmmmmm
I do think it’s good clean fun. Consenting adults watching entertainment, so to speak.
I’ve never gone to a male strip club or one of those type of shows, but I’d go to see what all the hoopla is about. Like you, I’m not really interested in it too much. *shrugs shoulders* It’s not really a big deal.
As far as letting my man go to one – of course I’d let him go. I’d rather go to a female strip club to be quite honest. Only for tutorial purposes though. I’d probably go with my man to the female strip club for said “tutorial purposes”
Hey Terry!
Nice to get a female reppin on this post lol
Yea the male revue shows are not a big deal, the way these women throw themselves on the dancers was shocking, but no harm done. But do go once..I recommend it
The female strip club i went to wasn’t the classiest place, but the atmosphere was cool. I dont know if it was becuase of the talent @ this particular club, but I didnt pick up any new tricks…I pick up more in a 1/2 hour of porn than a whole night at the strip….
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Hey Tee, funny that you wrote this post – I was at the SAME show lol! I thought it was pretty entertaining. These shows are always fun, as long as the dudes keep their distance…from me. Don’t get me wrong, the guys look good and all – just not sure I like strange half-nekkid men rubbin their junk on me lol! The women in there killed me! Some of them were so ready for these dudes!
Who was your favourite? I think the first dude with Dreads had a really good routine/outfit, but the Host was my fave
As far as what I think about going to these shows for a staguette, why not? Strip clubs are all in good fun, unless you are breaking the #1 rule and havin’ sex in the Champange Room…no mas
YOU WERE IN TORONTO!!
You gotta hit m up on by e-mail or Twitter next time you in town..I might come out of my cave and join you lol
Although I liked the dreads performance the best, I really liked Phyness the last performer..maybe because he didnt completely take it off and it had me curious!
I also found tank (dark skin one) to be oh so delicious!!!
Girl, I LIVE in Toronto! Are you on FB?
I know what you mean about Phyness, he looked more round the way, and Tank was a big ol’ boy, but he was sexy..I think I was distracted for some of his performance tho…
Hey Girly!
Well, you may remember one of my old blogs where I “Fell in Love witha Strippeeeer!” So YOU KNOW, I’m feelin’ this blog! HA HA!
I’ve never seen that move with that man holding a cup with a woman’s mouth then dipping his *EXPLITIVE* in & out! DAmn she got her $$’s worth now didn’t she!?!
Oh, but I did see a stripper lick/eat a woman on stage! He took her *EXPLITIVE* off, threw them to the side, went underneath the sheet, and I am ASSUMING he went to work because she looked as though she were on cloud 9! Now that’s too much for me to handle, but it’s always fun to tell the story.
Ummmm, oh, I know for sure my girlfriends would throw me a classy “last day of freedom” party with strippeeeeers, that’s without a doubt because I know my girls, but I promise myself I won’t drink too much and not allow the *EXPLITIVE* of the strippa come anywhere near me, unless it has clothes on! HA HA! HILARIOUS!
MISS YA!
Forever Fabulous,
The Single Dame
Where the hell you been??? I thought maybe you caught the swine flu lmao
Nice to know you alive…WAIT- you saw licking on stage? Licking without drawers??!!! O M G…..can’t wait for your next post, I know you got stories to tell