Introducing: Freak-um Fridays
July 3, 2009 9 Comments
TA-DA!
It’s officially Freak-um Fridays on Goddess intellect!! ::throws confetti in the air::
A big thank you to all the readers who placed their vote (all 13 of you lol!). Despite the low number of votes, I still got a feel for what direction I should be heading in, in terms of new features, content etc. I received the highest number of votes in the sex/advice column, so most of you want a combination of both..that’s cool, because I hate limiting myself in my writing, but a focus is always nice.
So what the hell is freak-um Friday Tee?
Good question! Freak-um Friday will involve bringing out & strengthening the inna freak within all of us. As much as I aim to enlighten and jump start the mind body and soul with surrrious topics, I also like to let loose once in awhile and help embrace our sexual natures, which I feel is essential in aiding to create spiritual balance in and enhance our lives. I’ll have guest writers (NIGHTFALL where you at??), answer questions and dish out advice on relationships and sex in a thorough tell-it like it is manner.
So please, challenge me…you can remain anonymous and your questions will remain private..just fill in the form on my contact page and I will definitely respond, because there are no stupid question just stupid people answers.
First edition of Freak-um Fridays is a story I want to share by friends over at Orgasmic Earth, the sex education/toy specialists. I love their stories, product reviews, and education- erotic yet informative, a win win! I encourage ya’ll to check them out after this preview of a story/product review on the Lelo Gigi vibrator, in which they give the goddess a shoutout, here’s a glimpse:
I had been dating this super good-looking guy whom I’m going to call Paul for about two months. (I don’t keep any secrets but I never got around to telling him that I moonlight as a journalist for OrgasmicEarth.com. So, I don’t think I should reveal his real name without at least asking his permission first!) Anyway, Paul invited me to go on a camping trip with him to the scenic Pocono Mountains of Pennsylvania last April.
I was a little reluctant for two reasons:
1) After reading a really thought provoking article by one of my favorite female bloggers (aka Goddess Intellect ) I was feeling really enlightened and empowered to not rely on sex to make me feel adequate and whole. While I was feeling a little anxious, I intentionally hadn’t had sex in a few months and didn’t want to risk interfering with the progress I was making in finding myself spiritually.
2) Although I love the outdoors and nature I’m mostly a girly girl. I love slipping into my bikini and sun bathing on white sandy beaches while flirting with myself and sipping mai tais. Dirt and bugs is not really my cup of tea (but I was soon to find out that Lelo Gigi is).
In any case, I’m pretty open-minded so I figured I’d give camping a try. It turned out that the camp grounds were very well kept and they even had full bathrooms with hot, running water right in the middle of the woods… not exactly roughing it… but just hospitable enough for a girl like me to keep from turning around and driving home by myself. Anyway, the mountains are cold at night and I knew that Paul would be more than happy to keep me warm. So, there we were- out in the wilderness at 3:00AM, lying beside one another in a tent built for two. I was wrapped up inside my sleeping bag and Paul was in his. Our tent sat about 200 feet from a river and we were surrounded by other campers to our left and to our right. Remaining inside my sleeping bag I slithered my way into the entrance way of the tent and peered outside. As I watched the camp fire snap, crackle, and pop I became enchanted by the flames as they entwined with the rhythmic sound and movement of the vivacious river. I redirected my gaze into Paul’s dreamy eyes where I could see the reflective glow of the moon and the stars from above looking back at me. I saw Jupiter and Venus and they were dancing to the rapid beat of my heart. I reached down into the soft folds of my sleeping bag and touched myself. I was soft and damp like the dew on the fresh spring grass that lay beneath us. “Paul”, I whispered. “Kiss me… please.” I didn’t have to ask him twice. My friend got up and dragged me back into the tent where he proceeded to sprinkle my lips with sweet kisses. Paul then unzipped me from my cocoon and stared down at me in fascination- as if he had just opened a bag of shimmering gold. He began passionately working my neck with his lips and tongue. I moaned with delight……..to be cont’d peep the link
I don’t think you’re ready for this,
Tee’d Off
Goddess, Relationships, Sexuality
Aww man…I thought there was gonna be midget porn….
I’m sorry to disappoint lmaoooo!!!
maybe next week? maybe never?
Sure I’m game.Whats good.
exxxxxx-cell-ent *in mr.burns voice*
we shall e-converse further…..
Hmmmm…this should be INTERESTING.
uh huh….it will
Word? Midget Porn? YES! lmfao
Funny, I didnt mention anything about Midgets…I dont know where Mr.Rippa came with that?? loll…is there something I’m missing???
Say What?!?!?!?
Oh, these Freak-um Fridays should be damn good Tee! I’m excited. You KNOW The Single Dame is excited! LoL! Sorry I wasn’t around to take your poll, yet I’m DAMN SURE, I would have selected the same. “Cuz I’ma Be a Freak Until the Day Until The Dawn!” LOL! AND YOU KNOW THIS!
Forever Fabulous,
The Single Dam