Bush or No Bush?
June 7, 2010 1 Comment
I’ve been debating over a new method of hair removal for the golden treasure chest below my waist aka kitty dulce leche aka vagina for about a month now. This post is tmi and a bag of chips, but I’m finding now that I’ve reached my mid-late-or-whatever twenties, I no longer have consideration for those who have yet to open up about and explore their bodies. Its not my fault you think sex and your heavenly body is taboo-pshhhh! On the last episode of Ménage a Talks we discussed body image and societies hang ups with the naked human body.
I for one am a work in progress. I was teased and taunted as a child for being too skinny, bucked tooth, wearing sears ensembles and no name brand sneaks. I wore coke bottle glasses for a bit, has weird frizzy wild hair, all of that. On the show I talked about how I quit running track because I felt self conscious about my legs being too skinny. What a silly thought that was?!? Because my legs were too skinny I could not run track?!! Little did I know that my build is a track stars dream.
I wish I had someone to reinforce a more positive type of thinking into my head at the time. But I am grateful that I am finally coming into my own.
Sorry, back to the hair removal. A few of my girls have boasted that their first waxing experiences have helped boost their confidence, made them feel sexier etc. I think a smooth surfaced kitty serves as a functional and cosmetic benefit, but for who? And how often should it be done?
I find that most women will get waxing done before a boombastic bedroom session or island vacation. They will go every couple months and they are shelling out about $50-$100 per session.
Basic Bikini Waxing Styles:
- Regular Bikini Wax:Removes the hair outside the panty line.When to choose:If it’s your first bikini wax, or are just looking for a clean up.
- Full Bikini Wax:Takes the sides of the bikini line deeper than a regular bikini wax, and can also include waxing some hair on top to make a more defined ‘triangle’ area, or trimming down the hair left shorter.When to choose:You still want to keep hair, but want more definition than a clean-up.
- French Bikini Wax:Takes all hair off the in the front (except a small strip) and continues to right before the back. It doesn’t take hair off from the back like a Brazilian (see below).When to choose:You want the area basically pretty smooth with most hair removed, but don’t want to take any hair away from your behind.
- Brazilian Bikini Wax:Takes all hair off the bikini line, front all the way to the back (yes by your bum). Sometimes a small strip or triangle is left in the front.When to choose:The perfect option if you wear a thong bikini, or want to be completely or almost hairless in front and back.
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I have been researching salon’s that perform everything from back to derriere wax and the prices are not cheap. On top of that, I refuse to go to the Asian owned nail salon for a $30 coochie wax, don’t ask why. I love my Asians but sometimes we take on too much…how hygienic and eurphoric can your waxing experience be when Mae-ling was pulled from doing Bonqueesh’s crusty feet pedicure to run into the back and prep for your Brazilian “fi’ minite..fi’ minite..you choose cala”.
I would feel more comfortable knowing that my first waxing experience would be in the care of a licensed professional who knew well in advance that kitty and I were coming.
I’m glad to know I’m not the only feline not yet indoctrinated in the wonderful world of waxing. My e-twin Ms.Nikks, recently did a post on waxing (Click here)!
A razor has sufficed for years. I may take the plunge and take that hot wax on my smooth inner leg skin but I don’t believe it will become a regular goddessbeauty ritual. What’s the big deal with a lofty mane once in awhile? Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe most men are strongly opposed to an occasional pubic garden more than my fellow felines are. A female will butcher your aura for sporting a bush in her presence. Somehow body hair disturbs us. The standard is smooth therefore sexy. Anything else is uncivilized.
We all admire a long flowing mane at the top of our heads, it is said our hair is our crowning beauty and a sign of intellectual prowess. So then why cant a fair sized bush be the royal crown jewel that adorn our private parts? Why do we loathe body hair so much? I’m not particularly attracted to a Chewbacca type dude, but I don’t want a hairlesscateither. I’m not about to go Monique on yall but I’m not about to become slave to a husky broad named Gretchen armed with hot wax and white plastic gloves. What about your man goddess? Shyt I don’t know, never thought about that. Wait, I don’t have one! Lol I suppose our partners should have a say in our method of hair removal but fellas know that you will need to put your money where your mouth wants to be.
Frank and honestly yours,
Goddess Intellect
Lifestyle
For me personally, I’m a huge advocate for no bush. I get the full monty aka Brazilian (well at my place they call it the Japanese). I pay $70 which may be expensive, but you pay for what you get that’s how I look at it. I’m very satisfied with my girl who does the waxes. I’ve never had any in grown hairs or infections. I’ve been going to her for about a year now. I get waxed about every 4-5wks. I do it for myself personally because I just love the way I feel after having it done. But trust and believe if I know I’m going to see my boo I will schedule an appt couple of days before.