goddess intellect

Hey, I was wondering if we could stop talking about Penn State, Beyonce and Occupy Wall Street for a moment. This will be quick don’t worry, you’ll be back to dabbling in current events in the online world in a matter of minutes. By now the smartphone has become viral, our grandparents have even caught on to the text, IM and file sharing capabilities of a portable device that works kind of like the Mattel toy Polly Pocket in that it’s always by your side and ready to do our bidding.

Private part pictures have become somewhat of an epidemic since the rise of the smartphone technology so much that it’s beginning to overrun the traditional headshot in the avatar world.

The last time I received a penis picture was last year from an ex-boyfriend who decided that the only way I would be convinced to haul myself 800 miles from my comfy home to be with him, was to “remind her what she’s missing”. The image was from the year we were dating, a long time ago. The image was reused, same wack Tommy Hilfiger boxers and everything. I’ll admit electrodes pulsated through me the first few times he would flash his member via email or IM, but this time I felt sick.

You mean to tell me he hadn’t updated his penis picture collection? What about penis on the beach, or penis crossing the Brooklyn Bridge, or penis on the forth of July!! Whoops…Let me quit right there.

Anyways, before I go off telling penis pic tales, my point is that I have lost all interest in receiving penis pictures, even if it’s from someone I want to insert. I’m not saying any names or giving away any identities *sister code* but fellas, you might as well put your penis pic in a reality show to compete for American Idol because your images are going viral.

Every time a man sends his penis via email or IM, guess where it goes- Down the soul train line for inspection. The same objectification women with ample curves are subjected to on the daily is happening when you proudly click and send your penis pic to a lady you want to impress.

And the lengths some men go to get the perfect shot…Girl, let me stop! The same way a woman should use discretion when determining who she shares her body with is the same level of discretion I feel a man should use when sharing his. I’ll be honest my fascination with penis pics stopped when I heard pre-teens were on the same flex, that’s right your kid niece or nephew has caught on!

What happened to the tease, the chase, courting, using one’s imagination? If I see your wingman before we actually meet, you will only be that to me- MEAT.

Maybe I’m getting old, and maybe there is still a vast demand for penis pics, but with this Goddess you will have to go elsewhere with that mess. These days I crave a man of mystery, passion and originality. Someone who is not gonna reduce his member to a jpg file.

While I go daydream, I want to know your thoughts on private part pictures!

Do you like receiving or taking them? Do you save them, show them to friends or discard them?

Is it a turn on or turn off to receive pictures of potential lover’s private parts before you go on the first date?